Well, Wal Mart employee, I’m purchasing frozen Chinese food and beer. How the fuck do you think I am?
Anonymous asked: If you work for Starbucks (assuming you do) look in the recipe books it's in there. You're right, it's not a big deal but to bitch about a customer and then being wrong kinda makes you look like an idiot.. If you don't work for starbucks then I assume you wouldn't know this because they probably made up the stupid fucking drink. I had made one today and I swear people look at me like an idiot when I had it off.
Haha oh Starbucks. I actually work at a local coffee shop. People come in and ask for a macchiato and they expect the Starbucks one, but apparently what Starbucks makes is not an actual Italian macchiato. This makes me sound like a pretentious jerk. I promise I’m not :) I just thought the definition of macchiato was sort of cool.
And yeah I usually try to not bitch online at all. But I did. And that alone sort of makes me look like an idiot. So. there’s that.
Anonymous asked: Fun fact of the day.. When someone wants an espresso with a little bit of milk on top it's called an espresso macchiato.. Your customer was correct, you were wrong.
I actually heard differently. Macchiato is Italian for “marked.” So a macchiato (might be less milk in some places, but I’m not sure) is putting the milk in first, and then pouring the espresso shot through it so it marks the milk.
It wasn’t really a big deal.
I just talked about TFIOS, rape, preschool, and VidCon all in the same essay.
…system failure…my brain is on the blinkkkkk……
I’m going out tonight and I can’t get a good picture of my whole outfit but rest assured I look hot
Devan would have you all believe that I am a babe in all of my pictures and also real life.
Allow me to assure you, that is not the case.